What do you get
When you fall in love
A guy with a pin
To burst your bubble
That's what you get
For all your trouble
I'll
Never fall in love again
I'll
Never fall in love again

What do you get
When you kiss a guy
You get enough germs
To catch pneumonia
After you do
He'll never phone you
I'll
Never fall in love again
I'll
Never fall in love again

Don't tell me what is all about
'Cause I've been there
And I'm glad I'm out
Out of those chains
Those chains that bind you
That is why
I'm here to remind you
What do you get
When you give your heart
You get all broken
Broken and battered
That's what you get
A heart that shattered
I'll
Never fall in love again
I'll
Never fall in love again
Don't tell me what is all about
'Cause I've been there
And I'm glad I'm out
Out of those chains
Those chains that bind you
That is why
I'm here to remind you

What do you get
When you fall in love
You only get lies
And pain and sorrow
So for at least
Until tomorrow
I'll
Never fall in love again
I'll
Never fall in love again

I'll
Never fall in love again